Most Important 10 Rules of Depression Time

Rule No. 1

Put loads of black eye make up first thing in the morning.. Because the whole world doesn't need to see all about yesterday's massacre that went down in your head all over your face

Rule No.2

Leave your lips pale like a dead person.. Because, Who freaking cares!

Rule No.3

Trembling sad voice is the Enemy... A cheerful voice is the key to good pretending, talk like you've just been slapped by a rainbow

Rule No.4

When you feel the strong urge to cry... Yawn!

Rule No.5

In case of developing strong inclinations towards Homicide/Suicide... Smile and Nod instead.

Rule No.6

Let your cynicism be the best food for your Anhedonia

Rule No.7

Symphonic Metal is NOT your friend.

Rule No.8

When you don't like what someone is saying to you.. Do not get angry or frustrated, just ignore them... anger is a feeling too, you know... And your main goal in life now is to simply...Die!

Rule No.9

People will choose the worst times to say the worst things... When that happens make sure you're a well trained zombie in feeling nothing and eating brains.

Rule No.10

Your food during this difficult time is not limited to human brains (see Rule No.9) In fact, your diet must contain any/all dietary components you can obtain... Anything fried, ice cream and of course Chocolate are viable choices.. Binge eating is a great drug option for those who like to self destruct very deeply and slowly, never underestimate the power of a family-size bag of Doritos.